….Breaking News!….

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We at “Cars for sale.  Cheap!’ find ourselves in a dilemma.  Half of our lovely readers want us to slow down the magical story generator.  Half have developed an addiction to daily doses of silliness and myopic history.  Both sides have weighed in on the issue.  We think our Editorial Board has come up with a solution.  Starting tomorrow, we will resume dishing out daily doses of verbal alprazolam for those who need a lift.  For those who are pressed for time and want to (as one reader puts it) “savor” each post, they are being stored.  On the right hand side of the page, there is a header titled “Our Story So Far.” Every lunatic rant is stored there.

 

Thank you.

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